A little thing that the other side doesn't want y'all to know about ol' Joshua Watson is that I could hit more homers if they'd stop implementing new blessings that only go to the 1% of Blaseball teams. We don't stand for that here in KC. Vote Vote Joshua Watson 🍬!

Boy, you folks in Kansas City like to party!

I don’t rightly know which of y’all started this bar exam rumor, but I’m puttin’ it to rest here and now: I have never failed the bar exam. I’ve never even been to law school!

You take my word for it: vote Vote Joshua Watson 🍬 this fall and I’ll finally get to the bottom of findin’ the rascal that keeps stealin’ Doritos and sunglasses from the 7/11.

If elected, I vow to make Marco Stink my deputy mayor. (He will be in charge of the nighttime.) Vote Vote Joshua Watson 🍬!

even if the mints lost this series, we've never gotten this far in the playoffs before so its progress! we are slowly getting better! also dont let the fact that the mints lost distract you from the fact that the crabs blew a 2-0 lead in the S9 internet series

I am sorry to report that another election has come and passed without me being elected mayor. This is how politics goes: you run the best campaign you can, and, like blaseball, you leave it all on the field. 1/?

Our own teammates are disappearing from around us. Does current leadership even care? That won’t fly under a Vote Joshua Watson 🍬 administration.

Thank y'all for all of your kind missives over the last few weeks as I have been off findin' myself. As I begin puttin' myself back together, I hope we can all work as a team to Build Back Better. I'll be takin' no questions at this time. (vote Vote Joshua Watson 🍬)

I knew Wyatt Mason. And you, sir, are no Wyatt Mason.

I finally feel like I was gettin’ back into the swing’a things just in time for the season to end. Next season is our season for sure. This Election Day, remember to vote Vote Joshua Watson 🍬!

Well, friends. Another election come and gone, and another loss for ol' Josh Watson. It seems like my time in wonderful Kansas City is at an end for now, but I can't help but feel like we'll meet again somewhere down this road. Y'all stay safe out there and vote Vote Joshua Watson 🍬.