if like a g6 ain’t playing at my funeral i ain’t dying

people are weirdos man

wwgfd (what would guy fieri do)

sharks are just ocean puppies

could i pay an upgrade fee to be drugged

free will and a megaphone is a crazy combination

bury me with my steam library like a pharaoh

think i’ll reward myself with a cigarette after this successful smoke break

kitty, we gotta get out of new mombasa

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but just remembered the liquor store owner has a family to feed

falling in love is cool but so are chicken fingers and beer

my car spider got out fml

have you considered the seed consensually asked to be turned into oil that way

apparently you’re not allowed to bring a 12 pack through tsa

the stench of rotting flesh is an acquired taste

whoever got my voodoo doll give it a lil stroke

guts riding zodd to take down ganishka is the tuffest shit ever man

Type shit

she suffocate on my chevelle till i send the pain below

feels so good to take my chastity belt off after pickleball