One of Georgia’s players needs to get a date with Taylor Swift so these penalties will stop.

No, we’re not cutting rates.

This is the American Dream right here

We are waiting for Three Year Letterman to complete his game review before we acknowledge the final score.

A vote for Three Year Letterman brings this back:

Let’s find out what the world really cares about:

Three Year Letterman I agree. Canada was invited to become American under article 11 The Articles of the Confederation but chose to stay British. Imagine being offered SEC championships and choosing cricket.

Listen, when we tell you delinquent waterbed payments will follow you for the rest of your life, we’re not kidding.

This is how sports talk should work, and we’d be happy to sponsor a cage match between these two. WWE UFC

Kelly’s husband financed their waterbed. Pretty sure she’s finding out right now.

In support of the new tariffs we will be raising the Apr on all current and future waterbed loans by 25% in Canada and Mexico.

No dice Mexico.

No, but we did miss your waterbed payment.

Doesn’t this seem oddly specific? Are Chinese Daos ok? How about Scottish Claymores? We should start selling (and financing) Mameluke Swords for defensive purposes only, of course.

While on the surface this seems like a bad thing, always remember the money you spend paying cash for your waterbed could be spent on essentials, such as a new tattoo, or rims for your Altima.

That’s Chainsaw Wade’s older brother Kingston getting some payback for us in Iraq for quite a few delinquent waterbeds in the Al-Salam Palace.

The WNBA financed its waterbeds.

Aaron, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your past due waterbed payments.

Kato, we’ve been trying to contact you regarding your delinquent waterbed payments

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