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wassielawyer (哇西律师)

@wassielawyer

Biglaw restructuring lolyer turned hentai penguin in suit.

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calendar_today07-03-2018 00:15:45

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This needs to be standard across all tokens and exchanges should not list any tokens that do not participate. Surprised no exchanges forced this requirement themselves. Self regulation is the way.

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Crazy idea for gauging long term sentiment on a project. Lock up 5% of the supply for 10 years and issue IOU tokens on that locked amount. Basically protocol T bills. Wonder if any project trades at more than 5% of spot.

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Sorry this is a retard take. If you custody user funds maybe you should have a damn license. Same position everywhere else but Panama. Capital formation isn’t touched at all. Funds are all here. You can literally still sell or do whatever with governance / utility tokens.

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🚀🚀🚀 WE'RE LIVE!!! 🚀🚀🚀 Native USDC is now officially on Codex PBC. Proud to be the youngest chain in history to achieve this milestone! More on why this matters👇

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Why is it that we are in an industry known as 'cryptocurrency' but 99% of you think most tokens should basically be unregulated listed company company shares? I don't expect to get airdrops by holding USD, nor do I expect to vote. Nor do I expect the US govt to burn % of GDP.

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Going to try and kick the lawyer habit of hedging every sentence that comes out of my mouth with at least two qualifiers. E.g. “probably”, “somewhat”, “fairly”, “likely”, “depending”, “on balance”, “assuming”.

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Lmao showed my wife this tweet. She was like "You do know our daughter uses phrases like 'I suppose' and 'I guess' bc of you right?" She's three.

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Many of you wonder what kinda man the bossman TN | Pendle is. I'll tell you what kinda man he is. This dude is the dude who filled and drank water out of this cancer-laden, microplastic-leaching, single-use Meiji milk bottle for months on end before someone important in his life

Many of you wonder what kinda man the bossman <a href="/tn_pendle/">TN | Pendle</a> is.

I'll tell you what kinda man he is.

This dude is the dude who filled and drank water out of this cancer-laden, microplastic-leaching, single-use Meiji milk bottle for months on end before someone important in his life
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Ill never understand why 90% of protocols have their team tokens fully allocated at TGE. You do expect the project to last more than 4 years right?

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Its the tried and tested “I’ll settle with the regulators and pay a fine after I make gazillions” legal and compliance strategy. Study HSBC and the Mexican cartels.

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If you’re a founder claiming to build a network state or virtual nation or whatever and issue a token for it, you better not be selling your founder tokens to USD. That’s like George Washington selling USD to GBP. Pretty much treason.

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Ah so the final baddie in Squid Game is a morally bankrupt crypto bro with trust issues from trench PTSD that wasted his above average intellect shilling and getting rekt on shitters and would yeet his literal baby for money? The scriptwriters really nailed the demographic.

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Can't wait for the plot of Squid Game USA to follow an American crypto bro who signs up even though he is worth 7 figures because the LA Vape Cabal made him feel broke.

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Ok this is peak mental illness. There's a full on Microstrategy-esque site and press releases. When do we see MSTR3 to buy MSTR2 which then accumulates xMSTR which then acquires MSTR which then acquires Bitcoin?

Ok this is peak mental illness. There's a full on Microstrategy-esque site and press releases. 

When do we see MSTR3 to buy MSTR2 which then accumulates xMSTR which then acquires MSTR which then acquires Bitcoin?