I think it was Confucius who said: “The greatest regret one can have in life is to meet death thinking: ‘I should have stunted on these heaux.” Stunt. On. Them.

Hello Barbara? This is Shirley.

This is how much a teacher would make if they were paid at the babysitter rate

FOR THE ONES THAT ARE NOT FROM DC MOE AND JOE ARE BROTHERS, THEY HAVE A COUSIN NAMED BOB WHO IS SLIM AND THEM COUSIN. BY THEIR AGE WE CALL ALL OF THEM YOUNG AND THATS ON MY MUVA SIDE OF THE FAMILY. That sums it up 😂❤️

I would venture to say that most physicians in this country of all races, specialties, and party affiliations are embarrassed by Ben Carson, glad Conrad Murray went to jail, against Dr. Death, and happy Mehmet Oz lost. Law enforcement officials - your turn.

Under 28 days old, you're more than likely introducing them to the business end of my LP needle.

If you start a text to your pediatrician friend with the words "I'm sorry I only text you with medical stuff..." Maybe finish the sentence with a non-medical question today. We are tired yall.

Welp. That's it. Assuming this is actually Auntie D...I can't delete Twitter now. What will I do? Hopefully it's not her.

Leave Twitter just because it’s losing its entire infrastructure and is terribly understaffed? Babe, I’m an ER Doctor in the U.S. Healthcare System

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Work hard and suffer to become a doctor so you can work hard and suffer as a doctor

If you think the Memphis police officers had to be white in order to exhibit anti-Blackness, you need to take that AP African American Studies course Ron DeSantis just banned.

If you know who designed this…. You my peoples. 😂

AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 Every single day I learn more and more things that make me want to never interact with another person again.

I want to buy an Angel Reese jersey. I must stand by her forever now.

Responsibility with no authority is the most demeaning thing…and it’s the story of healthcare. Clinicians have responsibility to answer their patients’ questions…but no authority to book patients for more than 10-minute visit lengths. That’s the time squeeze set by

One of my classmates got shot our senior year, and she (and the super quiet guy who'd come here from Liberia almost alone to finish HS) got the loudest cheers when they walked. This principal sounds INCREDIBLY classist and she needs to GO.

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There is no good argument for legacy admissions. You had nothing to do with your parent or grandparent graduating from college. You should not have an unearned advantage over a non-legacy applicant by accident of birth.

A man upset about the way Biden is handling Israel said that he’s not going to vote for him. He said he would rather go through four years of pain and come out on the other side. The feelings are valid. You can be upset with this administration about needs you feel aren’t being