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guys istg what does a normal sneeze sound like bc like i think my sneeze is normal but my friend says its cute, then this mf called blue says it sounds like a disney squirrel and then my sister said i sneeze like a princess like help

its so funny how my dad wont let me sell my cookies as a business right but i got a bulk order and technically isnt that still a business if u r selling SHSHAKskskk

ik ive been in church for a long time but it surprises me how some achis or shobes or shotis know my name HAHAHAH

my parents are so cute like my mom and dad were like betting on smth and my mom was like what will u give me if i win and my dad was like gurl i gave u my heart my citizenship my all what more do u want HHASHSH idk it was funnier in chinese

goodbye my history is like... sksksksksks how to mun even dies dies dies

im in mun and i just found out how deeply involved in politics it is...god i cant do this

me: maaa i havent wrote my speech for the 18 candles for [cousins] debut mom: omg me too i have to like give her a gift and speech me: what do i say sksksk mom: can u write my speech? actually dyt shell know if i use chat gpt

dad is in china me: mom dad sent me so many food pics its so cool mom: hah， all he sent me were trash pics (there were legit just pictures of trash and other garbage HAHAHAHH)

chinese fb/ig be like

me: enthusiastic abt only having tuesdays as full days! also me: has org on thurs and mtt on mon D: (so its basically a full day..)

bro my ego is off the roof like i found a secretary and finance officer for mun WE ARE NOT. GETTING. DISSOLVED WHOOOOOO

best mod wtf

my trendsetter era but fr even my friends rebranded to tantan and kenken

i want the metabolism to eat midnight snacks and not have my weight fluctuate like crazy

allow me to flex, I QUOTED SIR FOR OUR POSPAP BANGG

when i look at the second sem sched i dont want to look at it anymore boooo

im gonna die its been brownout since 11pm my acads suffering rn

HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY, i got admitted to a college i didnt even apply for BAHAHHAHAHA

cries I need to get the scholarship or I might be dormless HUEHEUHEUEHUEHUEHU