the madness has overtaken me but we are still on for tuesday

A loving, slightly too old for me boyfriend was promised to me 4,000 years ago

so cool how 15% of drivers just drive like society has already collapsed now

sometimes i think of these side by side pics of joan baez and bob dylan as kids and laugh out loud. sweet angel girl and some kind of aquatic creature of sorts

I’ve never been bothered about not being invited to hangouts and things because I’ve always been one to invite everyone to hangouts and plan things. You can just do that . If you want to hangout with people

so excited to get my cousin's wedding invitation with my ex's name on it it's going to feel epic

first wax in eight months my cookie is numb

Grocery check

I'm about to develop a complex about my romantic handwriting

Palmer's is closing?? Minneapolis is at the end of an era

god i’m so glad i got to go to school before AI

that awkward moment when you're offering me diamonds and rust but I've already paid 😂😂

Okay it's like à million degrees out happy July 3rd I'll be working for 13-15 hours tomorrow

when david lynch died everyone act like they had fucked him

Cause he made love to us all

dropped my 6 year old phone that's been caseless for like 6 months and a piece of the glass impaled my hand

customers at work are being so fucking vile like Of courseeeeee you're being American on the USA holiday you obscene assholes ❤️

THANK GOD FOR NEW ENGLANDERS. Like actually an old man from New Jersey just being a real human being makes all the difference in the world, waitress suicide POSTPONED

this hasn't happened to me yet and I'm going to off myself when it does