I hate gay linguist Halloween parties, what do you mean you’re a colourless green dream serving furiously

If the hive in Bee Movie doesn’t have its own Department of Defense section called The Hexagon, I am going to be so fucking upset

brat sumer

being a tired fat homosexual learning french is so real like hell yeah mon frère je suis fatty gay too

Very briefly forgot that wills (the legal document) exist and thought Reddit was threatening rich British people who also kind of want to die

No one: German sky coming out as trans: Meine pronouns are He/Himmel

who up distimming they doshes

Finally adding multilingual to my bio 👅

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