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Market continues to bleed after hours after Trump's announcement.🤮 The dividends from YieldMax ETFs can't come soon enough.

Wow $BTC

Here's my honest take: This feels like a negotiation tactic, not a full-blown policy move. A 100% tariff across the board would crush supply chains and skyrocket prices. Even so, markets don’t wait for confirmation, fear trades faster than logic. The threat alone causes

Seeing all these liquidations today should be a wake up call about over leveraging. If you’re using margin, make sure you always leave yourself a solid buffer for days like this, we’ve had three or four of them just this year, and odds are it won’t be the last. That’s the power

Oh hello, you. 😮‍💨 $PLTY

One last post before I call it a night, but seriously, this community is amazing. Back in the day, if the market took a dookie, you were stressing alone. Now… we panic together 😂 Jokes aside, I really hope I was able to be a calm voice for those who were feeling shaken today.

Good read 👇🏻

Need this in PSA 10 😂

🚨 X Payment (9/26-10/10): $69.26 My portfolio might’ve taken a fat dookie Friday, I might be on time out with the wifey and living on ramen for a bit, but one thing I’ll never skip is using my X payment (plus my personal match) to help someone or organization who needs it more

Endure the pain, my young apprentices. For suffering is but the crucible of greatness. Our time will come, and when it does, we shall rise from the ashes… not as we were, but as gods reborn. -Richie, God of Dividends and Mischief

It’s the same playbook as April. Rinse and repeat. 🥱

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Well, well, well. Have the turn tables turn.

You know what the most underrated expense of having kids is? Batteries. I swear I’m replacing the ones in all my son’s HESS toys, fire truck, police car, helicopter, boat, you name it, every other week. Our Amazon bill for batteries alone could buy me a year’s supply of ramen 😭

For those who keep asking. Yes this is real. He posted it on Truth Social. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru…

🆕 Sunday YieldMax ETFs Income Estimate Summary from Retire on Dividends video 👇 This week’s key dates: 📅 Declaration: 10/15 📅 Ex-Div: 10/16 📅 Pay Date: 10/17 Estimated Payouts: 💰 $TSLY → $0.27 💰 $OARK → $0.18 💰 $APLY → $0.40 💰 $NVDY → $0.15 💰 $AMZY → $0.44 💰 $GOOY

You’re telling me my top 3 holdings just happen to be the top 3 performers and all in the exact order of my position sizes? $HOOY - 7,000 shares $HOOW - 4,250 shares $PLTY - 3,250 shares Almost like I actually know what I’m doing. 😏

Stock futures be lookin’ green, mon. 🟢

Welcome back friend. $80 bound. $HOOY 🚀