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Missing out on job offers? You're not describing your work history on LinkedIn correctly. . #Wankernomics #buzzwords #LinkedIn #worklife #jargon #workhumor

"Let's start by quickly going around the room" . #wankernomics #worklife #jargon #buzzwords #workhumour

See also "Not to be negative here but ..."

"Steve can speak to the cost piece, but there's a huge opportunity around this piece"

Are you a manager? Delegate all of the hideous tasks you no longer want to do yourself, by passing them off as a development opportunity. #workspeak #worklife #wankernomics #corporatespeak #buzzwords

The objective of any workplace email should be to passive-aggressively scold your work colleague while maintaining a pseudo-polite, upbeat tone

If we spoke at home like we do on Linkedin

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