Just got the call, delighted to accept the role even for a short period. You can bet on good old Wandle to sort out this mess!

Club statement time: due to his poor performances this season the club has removed Haydon the Womble from his role as chief bin-whacker. I'm very pleased to be returning to my role as primary mascot and promise to bring enough Battenburg for everyone! #afcw #coyd

Woop woop, I may have fewer followers than that scoundrel Haydon the Womble, but every single one of them is better than his! #WandleMassive

Hey The Dons Trust I tired this filter, but it hasn't made a difference.

I'm a big fan of bonds

I love bonds, Haydon the Womble always wanting to fast forward through the talking bits though.

Time to break open my piggyback #bringthedonshome #backtoploughlane Ploughlanebond.Com #WandleForever

The Plough Lane Bond is now live! Interest rates from 0-4%, terms from 5-20 years. Get the stadium built, keep the club fan-owned, #BringtheDonsHome! Full details, terms and conditions (capital at risk) PloughLaneBond.com

Heading towards our first half million within a few days of the Plough Lane Bond going live. Go here PloughLaneBond.com and help ensure AFC Wimbledon complete our new stadium on time while still remaining a fan-owned club and let your money enjoy a favourable interest rate*

Awesome stuff

My anthem

Even Haydon the Womble knows your supposed to kick the ball in a goal, not throw out through a hoop (or hit it with a racket).

Still going! Continuing the push towards six million. PloughLaneBond.com

Just getting my DonsSupportersTrust motion ready..... time for us to bench Haydon the Womble and give good old Wandle a run next season. #COYD

Really hoping we get a result tonight. By "result" I mean that the match is called off, the home club is expelled from the league, the stadium in Milton Keynes is condemned and all associated companies are liquidated. Fingers crossed.

Found my charger at last, turns out uncle Joe had borrowed it. I'll need it too if I'm going to be the successful applicant for his job at the club.

In football terms, I think the most distressing thing that can happen is for your club to be destroyed. Having to host those responsible, those who benefited, and those who try to justify such things is the price we pay for succeeding where they wouldn't even try.

𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐌 🎥 We Are Wimbledon, since 1889 💙 #AFCW

I'm pleased to confirm that I shall not be resigning from my position as AFC Wimbledon's best mascot. Sorry Haydon the Womble

"What's that? We own our football club?"