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Shhh Tommy is meditating

Yep, I'm watching the Emmys because Nate Bargatze is hosting

Y'all ever thought about being a Park Ranger? I bet that's a really cool job. I mean, for you. Not for me, I don't like being outside.

I feel like "intoleration" is not an actual word does anyone know how I can get in touch with REO Speedwagon about this

I actually talked to a park ranger today He was very nice in spite of me yelling AM I BEING DETAINED

I don't know how to communicate to my cats that there is no way they can get that mouse that is under the fridge

Maybe so But it can buy me a boat

Saw a video of some broad whining about how she was being harassed for her positive stance on Charlie's murder. She was all "You're doing this because I said words that hurt your feelings?" and I'm like Charlie Kirk got killed because he said words that hurt people's feelings,

LOL

Amy 🐘🦙🚫🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️ "Scoreboard, Baby". The best response to sh!ttalk.

I have been informed that we want the Texans to win here

Me: Is that Andy Ngo? The hubs: Yea. How do you know all these people just by sight? Me: I spend way too much time online.

Oh great now I have to move

Well the hubs just went out back I hope he didn't get a spider on his head he did move it earlier but it might have come back