i wish you could order lorazepam iv drip on doordash

i’d give anything to smoke with the sleepytime vanilla tea bear

Life be tryna fuck me but I'm a freak so l'm gone fuck back

I believe that little monkey is going to make it. I believe we are all going to make it

Eric Dane has delivered a final speech to his daughter and the world. “I hope I've demonstrated that you can face anything, you can face the end of your days, you can face hell with dignity.”

its so gentle to know whats meant for you will always reach you no matter the obstacles

okay but the stripper has to love someone. right?

I’m actually the perfect victim for rage baiters bc wtf are you on rn

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse

Gostaria de passar o resto dos meus dias com alguém que não necessite de mim para nada, mas que me queira para tudo. Mario Benedetti, poeta uruguaio.

I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a girl laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy

saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me

what if i donate my body to science and they go like "wow, we can’t use this"

I really find it so strange when people respond to “how are you?” with ‘can’t complain’. You can, just try a little. I promise it’s not that hard. Just think about the government for a second.

how much for a gram of im proud of you

when i die cremate me and put my nose ring on the urn like a charm i’m not going without it

I’m in danger (smiling at text messages again)