Most watched city in the world & we can’t find a div with half his face flapping in the wind. Shame he didn’t throw a few punches at the football, they’d have had him found by now.

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My word, that’s good stuff

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Cup final week is here! The BPH take on Maidenhead Nomads FC in the Tony Blay Memorial final on Friday at Burnham Football Club stadium! Let’s get as many of you there to support the boys. Also massive shoutout to @MentionSocials for a quality matchday poster! 🔥 #UTBPH ⚽️💙

New Randy Orton theme song sounds shite

Saido Berahino if you were 1 inch inside erik pieters but charlie adam was 1 inch inside you which way would you move towards

Ascot & Fielden District Cup Final 🏆 Friday 17th May (7.30pm) at Ascot United FC It’s our last Cup Final and could be the biggest yet history-chasing Old Windsor FC Can The Os become the first team ever to win the Quadruple Grab tickets now ➡️ tktp.as/EHCIUZ ⬅️

We return to training this coming Wednesday at Old Windsor Recreation Ground 18:30 start.

🚨 All agreements now in place for Riccardo Calafiori to join Arsenal from Bologna. 22yo defender still needs to do medical + sign but deal essentially done. If everything goes to plan, aim is for Italy int’l to link up with #AFC on USA tour The Athletic | Football nytimes.com/athletic/56483…

Rest in peace, Sven-Göran Eriksson Got this belter on repeat all day

2x Tickets for Paradise @ WHP this Friday. #Paradise #JamieJones

Piss and twiglets

Did Captain America throw that wheel at the end?

Up the fucking Arsenal

Deserved every bit of praise he gets. One of the best in the modern era.

Champions of Europe you’ll never sing that 🎶

Looking for some pre season friendlies! Unfortunately we can’t host but happy to split the costs for any pitches: Sunday 3rd August Sunday 10th August Sunday 24th August Sunday 31st August DM us to get a game booked in! ⚽️🏃

📲 Eberechi Eze is left in disbelief after a message from his idol, Thierry Henry, after signing for Arsenal. 🥹❤️ 🗣️ “He’s got a statue outside, bro. You know what? When you use words, you can ruin something. This for me, it’s the feeling. This is powerful.”

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