It's not good enough to put a sign up on the monitor you have to go into children's homes and rip the tools of sin right out of their hands.

When you first get age checked on pornhub #onlinesafetybill

They should call it Community United Marxism #Corbyn

If it's not West Germany, in the World Cup Final, and yes, it's a job best done by men, then it's not 'coming home!' and the state of this country now, it never will! Take a picture of yourself wanking to see this post!

Realising I can take a shit where I want outside instead of doing one (or more) in my house has been a massive boost to my mitochondria.

Thinking about how I don't get all the attention I deserve in life and that people will miss me when I'm dead and gone.

If you use your imagination you don't have to be safe online.

The bigger, the wetter, the better - in matters of love & shitting #haiku #poetry #poetrycommunity #poem

Jack Grealish, Crimea. Rupert Tower, INEOS. None of these words have any meaning. Manmade languages cower before the immentissy of the task ahead. Call your loved ones on the cordless and babble at them, babble you fool.

You wouldn't let your dad watch you fornicate with your hand ('boney blue''s crevices crucifying you on your 'special beanbag') but you know OUR FATHER WHO ART sees all, and that actually spurs you on, you impregnate your hand, out of spite?

A just creator must give Bonnie Blue a thousand pregnancies, together or in a row, or else (they are saying now) this will be the 'new normal'.

He has never cared about this before, now (as I go viral for my movement) he talks about nothing else. This is my patch and tatey-come-latelys (who have been wanking this whole time 'til now): stay in their lane!

They are so lonely can anything be done? Magnificent beasts & wish we had them in Britain.

Disgusted by myself after a bad night in and email has been sent to the vicar with all the websites visited. Accountability is important within a mitochondria-based lifestyle. Unfortunately billions of them have been destroyed by my own foolishness and lusts.

This is a disgrace the generation that has done more for Britain than any other. thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

When you make a woman look better than she really looks you are undoing in five minutes what took the species thousands of years to evolve.

allowing the 'false widow' spiders to come through your window and bite you in the night strengthens mitochondria and improves the redness of your blod.

My last wife was adequate in many ways, but her New Labour parents never taught her what money was or how it worked, so she assumed I'd buy her a new patio & kitchen in the 1st year of marriage. That was after spending hundreds on a big reception & honeymoon in Butlins Skegness.

I see in myself now what Michaelangello saw in the stone when he created David. Its a pity I wasn't alive (physically) at the time, so that he could have created me.

This is a difficult decision to make at my age and for my family's feelings but for confidence reasons I've decided to get back into fighting and nonce hunting.