tell me you’ve never used a bloomberg without telling me

maybe wall street 2’s moral hazard speech had a point

saw michael lewis speak last night and it’s always interesting to be reminded we really thought goldman and morgan stanley were going out of business. even today id laugh at that take

the biggest lie of the night; how in the world in nyc would this be possible

market breadth is ass and the top 7 are now 35% of the market - why are you shorting the top performers on valuation? maybe short the 2/3 of the market ceding value is a fine strategy

sometimes I absolutely cannot believe there is a shop paying as well as mine that is as relaxed and accommodating

i am 100% sure there is no peace as peaceful as existing here at this time

they say never meet your heroes and I gotta say, a previous hero of mine becoming one of the worst twitter personalities imaginable certainly confirms it

21k followers

I don’t think guys realize just how many raya girls are just hookers

I can’t be the only guy these sees other grown men dressed like this and thinks “what the fuck are we doing here?”

this is the life of my cocaine addict friends

Just had a research department meeting and they showed a chart w analyst utilization of internal ai tools. One was 10x above the others that it looked like an error or outlier. I have just been informed that I am the outlier.

FWIW on $tsla there are many shorts that i’ve had in my career that were taken out back and shot (aka., instead taken out at a premium, fucking u.s. even though we were right)

SpaceX is engineering a $50B+ automatic buy wall before the stock even trades. Here’s why this is so much bigger than people realize. Normally, a company IPOs, waits 6-12 months of “seasoning,” then maybe gets considered for S&P 500 or Nasdaq 100 inclusion at a quarterly

Hell hath no fury like an analyst denied a pre-clearance approval.

This is industry standard

so the weird thing about this tweet is that it’s referencing a report from mid-january. is it just keyword farming ahead of softbank’s earnings call?

another weeks-delayed negative-sounding headline against OpenAI that is well known and understood. Also are they losses or just cash spend…

one expansion js more capital light than the other… guys I am campaigning on fintwit being retards rn i’m over this