Reply or I get this..

Just got the kids the in bed now it's time to sit down and watch joe schmoe's 2 hour blackout drunk firework video on Snapchat I'm sure he doesn't remember recording

About to be the 4th year in a row Spotify thinks I'm stalking Zach

Damn astro what did you dream about?

Sorry for partying Delta

We have a king bed at home and usually there’s a kid or two sleeping between us so last night on the full size bed at our Airbnb, I felt like I was sleeping with a silverback gorilla wearing a cpap instead of my husband.

The cutest Flounder you ever did see, and my first ever homemade costume because I couldn’t find a Flounder costume in his size. 😂💛

Made "turkey Taylor Swift" for thanksgiving 😂😂

Imagine trying to get your kids buckled on a -5 degree day with a dinosaur tooth poking you in the eye.

My wife who has not watched a single game this year besides Nebraska. Said Michigan -4 is the lock of the week.

I couldn't imagine buying tickets to a game where the over under is set at 24.5

Josh Allen is pretty good of the amount of criticism he gets

Iowa took defense wins championships too far

Broncos country let's ride?

My daughter's dance recital time tonight doesn't respect the fantasy football playoffs at all

My mom texts me like I have a straight line of communication to the royal palace. 😂 #WhereIsKate