open.spotify.com/track/1GbkOKV5… Listen to my new song 😍

My most low-level stakes conspiracy theory is that Collins on MAFS Aus 2024 is AI. If you told me that man was made by AI, I would believe you. A little robot in a human skinsuit. Sophia the robot has a wider range of emotions and emotional intelligence. #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Amy Winehouse's iconic reaction to winning a Grammy.

First the Willy Wonka Glasgow experience, then the Kate Middleton debacle and now Jedward spilling the tea on Louis Walsh. I think Twitter may well and truly be back!

Avoid A406 northbound like the plague today

SOCIAL MEDIA got EEEEERRRRBODY feeling like they got so many options. YOU DON'T. Pay attention to the people who love, value, & hold you down IN REAL LIFE. The internet might make it look like there's plenty of fish in the sea, but most of it AIN'T WORTH CATCHING.

never a dull day in London

life is so much better when you realize some people are just losers and you have to leave them where they’re at

Sometimes

🚨 the first BBQ fumes of 2024 have just been whiffed 🚨

exploiting someone who is - if baby reindeer is accurate in its representation - very clearly mentally unwell in the name of “setting the record straight” not only puts her in danger but also allows richard gadd’s (likely) trauma to be debated for what?? fun?? vile

Me after I just got done crying :

me going non-verbal after he says no

R&B layers to enjoy open.spotify.com/track/1xOZtNMJ… by Wallis

My babes ❤️

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Listen to Wallis open.spotify.com/artist/1m4aJU0…

how it feels to be an ariana fan of 10 years losing the ticket war to people who call her anorexic and a home wrecker on the daily