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Tim P. Walker

@walkertimp

Noir/noir-adjacent author, Tarantino doppelgänger

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So you what MN band kind of gets slept on despite (or probably because of) going all kinds of platinum and whatnot? Soul Asylum. #NowPIaying

So you what MN band kind of gets slept on despite (or probably because of) going all kinds of platinum and whatnot? Soul Asylum.
#NowPIaying
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By the transitive power of stupid motherfuckerdom, the guy parroting such bullshit on live TV must be one stupid motherfucker.

By the transitive power of stupid motherfuckerdom, the guy parroting such bullshit on live TV must be one stupid motherfucker.
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Why stop there? Shouldn’t she prove she was even a teenager in the ‘80’s? She should be able to produce her prom corsage, a ticket stub to a matinee showing of ET, and a receipt from Waxie Maxies for a DeBarge cassette.

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Lots of bots on this site as of late. If you think you’ve got one in your DM’s and are bold enough to engage, ask them what famous fictional character’s death affected them most. If they say the fucking horse from The NeverEnding Story, kick their robo-ass to the curb.

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Andy Harris is trending again so I guess that’s my reminder to pull this old chestnut out again. Here it is: the greatest “fuck you” in the history of the English language. Stream Kojo On Maryland Rep. Andy Harris by kojoshow soundcloud.com/kojoshow/kojo-…

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I smell gas. Does anyone else smell gas? Anywho, I’m over at the other place now. Come and find me. Now, where’s my lighter?

I smell gas. Does anyone else smell gas?

Anywho, I’m over at the other place now. Come and find me. 

Now, where’s my lighter?