I’M NOT FKN LEAVING — ANOTHER DAY OF BANGER VEGAS STREAMS AND NOT BECAUSE I MISSED MY FLIGHT

Make no mistake, this was an arcane courtship ritual

I am the night.

Just a simple farmhand from Podunk, Idaho.

Devasting. Charming_Jo, I will 90-day fiance you in 30 days, no questions asked.

This is just the beginning...

never showed the fit. this photo is the only evidence of its existence. deal with it.

I love my friends. I love that I get to call hanging out with my friends “work.” Thank you all. Thank you TwitchCon. I love you.

absolute wizardry. big love dude!

giving you a vintage so-drunk-he-forgets-the-words-and-plays-the-tambourine-instead-Eddie Vedder this evening

squad! I’ve nestled into a clandestine hideout in Los Angeles for an exclusive on stream event! Tune in tomorrow at 9 am PT to see me stream an exclusive look at 2K’s Project ETHOS #jointheevolution #ad

We’re live from an undisclosed location, releasing classified intel. Tune in now at 9am PT to see me stream an exclusive look & twitch drops at 2K’s Project ETHOS #jointheevolution #ad These drops are gonna be a one and only chance to get keys to the game!

The phrase “ban all magicians from his future streams” is peak Onion verbiage

wake

new direction: shipping content, but instead of streaming with women, I become a gainfully employed Alaskan dockworker and rip darts with my Siberian colleagues

AMIGOS! Check out my appearance on @Jabroni_mike gameshow That’s My Streamer live at SanJapan, today at 3:30pm CST. And yes, the show will be streamed! Thanks again to the show’s sponsors Villainous on HBO Max. You can checkout season 1 today! bit.ly/HBO_TMS #ad

we just fucked

WE. ARE. GLORP. Red Bull emi ⭐️ Esfand Bonnie Twitch.tv/wakewilder Twitch.tv/emiru Twitch.tv/esfandtv Twitch.tv/lacari Twitch.tv/lacari