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Trigger’s Broom

@wakeupmummy

Old school. Pronouns will not get in the way of rational thinking. Able to think for myself, including what offends me. Banter welcome, and spiders, NOT sharks.

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2 weeks ago

Update on said cat.
My Son found details in a capsule around his collar.
His name is Batty. I’ve texted the owner. He’s yet to respond.
He’s currently purring between my legs and paddy poring me.
He’s happy for now.
But I can’t move.
Can someone bring me a drink? Xx

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