I really just want to quit everything and create a six-part investigative podcast about the actual, secret lives of the people who run social media for all the fast food places.

PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS

Who was it that said the Saudis have messed with the wrong newspaper? If they think this is going away without answers, they must have had some other paper in mind.

Topical take from the smartest food-industry reporter around.

This fucking sucks nyti.ms/2HucTBy?smid=n…

What a disgusting thing to say about dozens of American workers who just lost their jobs.

1/ On Last Week Tonight, John Oliver tackles the issue of mobile home financing — citing a groundbreaking investigation by @publici and the The Seattle Times. Watch: youtube.com/watch?time_con…

Stoked to see John Oliver expound on my reporting w / Mike Baker about Warren Buffett’s mobile home empire. Here’s the story with that tape of a Clayton Homes bill collector telling a customer to sell her blood plasma. buzzfeednews.com/article/daniel…

On a purely gut level, I never understood why “he’s the Manchurian candidate” seemed like a more fascinating narrative to any person paid to cover this than the far more interesting “he’s an unscrupulous businessman with a soft spot for brutal authoritarians who are nice to him”

GOING TO BUY A DOG SO THAT I HAVE TO GO HOME EVERY 4 HOURS FOR 20 YEARS

NEW: Over the past year, a spate of suicides has revealed a financial crisis in New York's cab industry. Officials have blamed Uber, but much of the crisis can be traced to a handful of taxi tycoons. Here’s the real story, based on 10 months of reporting: nytimes.com/2019/05/19/nyr…

Today, @CFPB sued a Berkshire Hathaway company, Vanderbilt Mortgage & Finance, for setting borrowers up to fail on loans for manufactured homes. consumerfinance.gov/about-us/newsr…

The Trump campaign has dished out nearly $228,000 to cover legal fees for the President's embattled personal attorney Michael Cohen, thereby potentially violating political finance laws, according to federal records. nydailynews.com/news/politics/…

Congrats to Stan Alcorn, Jie Jenny Zou and all the other 2018 #LivingstonAward finalists! wallacehouse.umich.edu/2018-livingsto…

START YOUR WEEKEND OFF RIGHT BY SPRINTING INTO THE WOODS WITH NO INTENTION OF RETURNING

SCOOP: The FTC should crack down harder on corporate recidivists. In his first policy statement, new FTC commish Rohit Chopra issues an unusually clear and forceful memo: propublica.org/article/rohit-…

The feds are investigating Warren Buffet's mobile home company, Clayton Homes, after a joint BuzzFeed News & The Seattle Times investigation. Original story: buzzfeed.com/danielwagner/w… News about federal probe: seattletimes.com/seattle-news/t… Mike Baker Daniel Wagner

And you think of all of the things you’ve seen and you wish that you could live in between.

Great opportunity to reread this Daniel Wagner classic. x.com/Publici/status…