Send him a booty pic, hes probably sad rn

Can’t play hard to get when you’re hard to want🤷🏼‍♂️

Might not have 6 people to carry my casket but I know 3 mfs that won’t let it drop.

Workin over or over workin?

Someone on NYE: see you next year Me:

Let’s goooooo! #VegasBorn

That’s exactly how he did Aljo…

#NewProfilePic

Buying a 5th wheel and living wherever I want is kinda the shit

Not a dry eye in the building

4 months into 2024 and $10k already paid in taxes. Sad part is I’ll probably still owe the IRS at years end😒

BREAKING: Former President Donald Trump has announced he intends to eliminate taxes on Social Security checks.

Wish he would eliminate taxes on overtime and bonus.

Yo, Donald J. Trump I’ll buy you a beer and round of golf if you’ll meet me to sign this magazine cover? #Trump

Trump/Vance MUST win. I can’t handle 4 years of seeing and hearing Kamala/Walz. That would be cruel and unusual punishment!

Anyone else wake up feeling completely unburdened by what has been?

If Canada wins in overtime against Finland the US could let Sweden win in regulation just to screw Canada out of the finals😏 Little bit of karma for those Canadians booing our national anthem. #4Nations #4nationsfaceoff

I wonder what kind of cigarettes life smokes after it fucks me.

I used say “Thanks, I appreciate you.” instead of “Thanks, I appreciate it.” until it got me in a fight with the bartenders boyfriend. So now I just say “Thanks, I appreciate you.” with a black eye.