Reply under this tweet, and I'll ask one of our mutuals if they would k!LL , marry or date you?

having a pet doesn’t make you a parent it's a dog not a human.

if your entire personality is based on your zodiac sign, maybe the stars aren’t the problem—you are.

if your biggest achievement is binge-watching a whole season of a show, maybe it’s time to set some better goals

fav for a tbh (anonymous)

i swear people have started using anxiety as an excuse to be lazy not every problem needs a mental health label

people love blaming ‘capitalism’ for their failures maybe you just don’t have the hustle to succeed

vegans act like they’re saving the planet, but half of them fly more in a year than most people do in a lifetime eco warriors ? please

people who demand respect online are usually the ones who don’t get any in real life maybe that’s the real issue

every time i go to the fridge for a midnight snack i feel like a thief trying not to wake the house

my mirror needs a "screenshot" button

am i the only one who pretends to look aside when someone is typing a password so I won't look like a thief?

my mom is a mix between a cool mom and a strict mom, she switches it up everydayyyyy.

my mom just told me "sometimes people hate you because of the way other people love you" and that spoke volume

you know what would be really neat? if i knew how correctly communicate and form bonds with other.

one man defends democracy with his life. The other defends his right to overcook steak with ketchup. spot the difference.

machine learning is just statistics that bought a GPU.

we never had a prime because we're constantly evolving twin

chat this is true?

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