They couldn’t put me on naked and afraid because I’d clap cheeks

I officially booked my penile enlargement surgery however they are now asking for a down payment what do I do #unemployed and #horny

I’m watching pulp fiction off an edible and I’ve got no idea what’s goin on

Hi I’m looking for a female Roomate. Must be hot w big tits and pay 100% of the rent, thanks

This scares the shit outta me. How do they know this? Can they find this out even if I use incognito mode ?

Does meth count as a PED?

I went to Topgolf and got the golfing part out of the way… yk what time it is

Yo Rob Gucci are the bruins nasty ?

I called a 70 year old bank teller a fucking bitch right to her face the other day. Fuck Israel

Called an 70 year old bank teller a fucking bitch right to her face the other day

Asking if it’s pink but just as friends

They wouldn’t let me on naked and afraid because

Yo Rob Gucci all the dogs are in Scottsdale. What is the Friday move. 15 dudes. Not a single girl

Yo Rob Gucci need a good Sunday night spot in Scottsdale for 15 dudes thanks

There is nothing on this god forsaken planet that is as pure as a pug is

They should just play the Olympic hockey games at Dorothy Talbot in Gloucester Fucking Massachusetts

More of this guy

If you send girls late night DMs that are voice memos with you heavy breathing they love it

This is so funny.

I played in a football game once when I was horny and I got called for Ass interference