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Did anyone else see steam coming from manhole covers on cold mornings on their way to school when they were a kid and think it was the Ninja Turtles cooking breakfast?

I ate more sausages than cars in 2024, so I can't judge.

If I see a gratuitous thirst trap I'm blocking.

Should the country of origin (JUST the country!) of blue check accounts be public? Maybe this would cut down on spam, slop and manufactured dissent.

"Elon doesn't know how to talk to hot women." -Bill Burr

Can we all stop playing around and discuss the smell of pipe smoke?

The White House Why are you (an official government account) trolling a disabled, distressed, and sad transgender trafficker? Is this the new world we live in?! Do better.

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Being the victim in a war has always been the number one in bold font with a bullet reason to give up stuff. The only reason Ukraine even exists is because the Soviet Union was the "victim" in the Cold War.

The left wing media seeing a sick photo of a Norman Rockwell scene and scouring it for anything they can use to throw shade is so on the nose

Brits really miss the Bible.

Explaining that everything is fine and people should calm down doesn't generate clicks.

I love how a wholesome post like this has the most toxic comment section ever.

We need a slur for cluster B grifters.

I can’t believe nobody else is considering this Haiti is a failed state, no government, yet it has several islands around it, some have airports and infrastructure, why can’t 50 armed men take it and create a new country? The locals of these small islands relied on tourism, so

Canada is going to explode like Ming.

>current reality >they dial a phone with no dial

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