Wish I knew I was this good at scoring goals before I was 38 like

🚨 CHARITY RACE NIGHT IS BACK! 🚨 Join us Fri 1st Nov for Tadcaster Magnets FC Race Night 🎉 This year we’re raising funds for #ANDYSMANCLUB 💙 👉 We’re looking for sponsors & prize donations! Last year included: gift vouchers, meals out, golf days, signed shirts & more 🙌

🏆 CUP WINNERS 🏆 Goals: ⚽ Cole Carter ⚽ OG ⚽ @ellisstevo (pen) ⚽ r.rogo MOTM: PHIL WICKHAM 4–1 vs Church Fenton 🔥 Back-to-back Temple Newsam Cup champions! 🧲

2 scruffy pens incoming

Nail on the head

Tickets now on sale behind the bar for our world famous race night! Please bring cash to bet with! If you’re interested in helping 2 great causes and donating a prize, we are still looking for a couple more contributions over the next couple of weeks! DM if you want to help.

Are you sure Enrique doesn’t want Donnaruma or just can’t afford him? Jamie Carragher

What a goal

I’m not

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🚨 FULL-TIME 🚨 First Team 4–0 Panthers 🏆 (York FA Cup) The lads move into the next round after a dominant display! 1-0 up at the break before 3 second-half goals sealed it 👊 ⚽️ Hat-trick hero: Cole Carter ⚽️ Also on the scoresheet: Dom Jackson ⭐️ MOTM: Cole Carter

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If Haaland doesn’t play, they don’t play with 10

“They found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero... is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying, in spite of everything you've done for them, eventually, they will hate you.”

It was at this point, he knew he’d fucked up

Keeper getting hammered but why didn’t Rodon just jump like everyone else. The whole point of the man laying behind the wall is you can jump as a high as possible.

14 years ago today, no signs or thoughts to suggest he wasn’t feeling himself Always check in on each other lads 💙🎗️

Hahahahhaha

Probably AI cause Liverpool fans would never

Glad I don’t have TNT cause I’m missing fuck all with this ashes series.