ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Ever wonder what it'd be like to have two cock hungry Elves fighting over you? ㅤㅤNo? Well I recommend you brace yourself. You're not leaving anytime soon

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Centaurs? Oh yeah, Frieren has met a centaur before! They're quite the... hardy race. ㅤㅤShes got a lot of experience with them. She had to uh.. "share a room" with one in exchange for a grimoire.

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Remember! Always supply your Elven mage with PLENTY of stress relief! ㅤㅤTheyre under a LOT of pressure to keep their spells active in the dungeons!

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ What is it with all these "master swordsmen" who fight Frieren who do nothing but dice up her clothes?! ㅤㅤThis is the fifth top this month!

//Okay everyone, gonna be actually selling irl pics for the rest of the day now. I need money for my upcoming doctors appointment. If you're interested, just like this, we can go over prices and stuff

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ After you trudged through a dungeon, disappointed that it had already been looted... ㅤㅤYou found quite the treasure waiting for you near the end~

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Really? You're fixated on the body of an old woman, one that could easily be your great grandmother? ㅤㅤArent you just hopeless...~

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ "I simply do not understand why THIS is considered effective mage attire in this day and age... ㅤㅤWhat kind of fool would adventure in this!"

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Fern recently told her that she should start trying to lose some weight. ㅤㅤSurely she knows right? That magic is stored in the butt!

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ A new grimoire for sale? One that's just a few good pieces too expensive for the elf and her student? ㅤㅤWell... she has her ways of making some extra money~

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Really? Leaving your load inside the old elf, just letting it drip out? That isn't very nice of you.. ㅤㅤDidnt your mother teach you to respect your elders?

//Okay everyone, I'm gonna be s3lling some irl pics for the rest of the day once again! I'm still in the negatives, so I need all the help I can! Just like this and ill dm you! We can go over prices and stuff!

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Fern's gift for Frieren? A potion that's supposed to give her the mature body she deserves. ㅤㅤ. . .What do you mean she's only supposed to use a drop?

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ You know, you could have knocked before you barged into the bathroom... ㅤㅤYou always manage to catch her in the worst moments...

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Sticky, thick, salty, viscous... those are the words Frieren would use to describe the fluid that comes out of a man's penis. ㅤㅤ. . .And sometimes delicious too.

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Ever since Fern started cooking their meals, Frieren's noticed something... off. ㅤㅤHer clothes have stopped fitting...

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Mimics are... quite annoying. But! They can at least be dealt with if they're on their own! ㅤㅤWhen the mimic is accompanied by goblins... that's another story.

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ Using her throat like it's a washcloth.. how uncouth.. ㅤㅤYou do know she's a great mage right? Or do you just.. not care?