Note to self: When you're talking to a female always remember that you're also talking to her friends via screenshots.

"sarcasm: people at my school pic.x.com/fYoL44nzlY" P.L.C

"sarcasm: This will always be funny😂 pic.x.com/mdE65lyXpP" P.L.C

Me after I finish watching a series pic.x.com/0MRuVwb3JL

Me: Son of a BITCH Dog: DON'T you dare drag my mother into this. She had a tough life. You try being a single mother to 7 kids Me: Sorry

"Fascinating things: Pizza Slice Inflatable Chair pic.x.com/gJCxk1CS4U" I want it....

Sleep feels the way pizza tastes.

"Survival Tips: Letting the shower water run on your body for 15-20 minutes will cure a stomach ache." @PhilMWesson

There really was a Captain Morgan. He was a Welsh pirate who later became the lieutenant governor of Jamaica.