sinking your entire teeth into a thick ass piece of cardboard must feel good as hell for a cat

not possible. I’ve been microdosing gunpowder since I was small. I’m immune now

happens to me ALL THE TIME

just coughed this up

WHAT!! who!! who is this!! because I MIGHT say yes. depending

GRRRRR GRRRRR BARKBARKBARK

me

really…? haha this better not be a prank…

am I?? people say that sometimes but I thought it was a joke. like when people say I’m smart.

great epee

hi twitter. I don’t think I am a good person.

// Willow [Vynn takes a breath before knocking softly against Willow’s door.] Willow..? Can I come in?

who up necromancing

oooops! did not see this! hope it went well!

//Covered in a bed of Withered Roses

// Willow [Small bones litter the soil where Vynessa sits. Her tail brushes a few of them away. It’s strange- wherever she goes in nature, tiny skeletal remains seem to rise beneath her feet. As if they’re searching to be commanded.] [She mutters to herself. Alone.]

Opening my iMessage to 3+ separate notifications

ur one crash out away from ur best lock in

hehehehehee