I feel like I'm always *this* close to joining a cult, so I have to be extra vigilant. I just know once I let my guard down, that's when they'll get me. Probably with a cheese platter and comfy. matching outfits.

I feed my pets at 730pm. It is now 8pm. I have a corn muffin and, apparently, I've never fed these ravenous beasts. How dare I? The actual nerve.

I can imagine the conversation after you left 😄 "That kid slept in the DOLL room, Kinsey. She isn't normal l. Don't bring her back here; she might be a serial killer." "No, she's a writer, grandma. They're all weird." "Whatever you say, but I don't want her here."

Every time I go to a Johnny Depp related event, someone takes a video of me talking about it. I saw one a couple years ago, but other than that...where do they go?? One of these days, I'm gonna ask for follow-up info.

Is it possible to hire someone to update all my Sims 4 mods?? I don't wanna do it. But I miss playing.

2025... I'll try to get back into dating in 2025. Maybe... possibly... we'll see what the vibes are, anyway.

Was told I look elegant today. By a beautiful person. Gonna be riding that for two days.

Me 11 months of the year: People? No, no, I don't deal with those. Going outside of my home when I'm not being paid or fed? Absolutely not. Social life? Ew. It's naptime. Me in October: Festive clothes! Attend ALL events. Why stay home when there are shenanigans to be had!?

Wow. Excuse my genetics, I guess. 😁 😅

i believe in prioritizing pleasure. all kinds of pleasure. we were put here to feel good not to just work, pay bills, raise kids, and deal with relationship foolishness.

Life really starts in your 30s. And our generation is the first wave of a huge shift in how humans exist in the world. There is a lot of horror in the world, but we're still better off as a whole than we were 50 years ago. Also, folks over 40 often get tons hotter.

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See it❗️❗️❗️

Today, a lady stopped in her tracks and gasped at me. Before I could ask what was wrong, she said, "Oh my gosh, you are gorgeous." Friends...I just about cried. Genuine compliments are actually fantastic and I love them and love you. I'm fairly fetching, indeed. 🥰🥰🥰

Summoning Brian Lynch

Um, I love to joke around, but just wanna remind y'all I did write a book—AND they'll be more coming out soon! Get your Jae collection started & get Voices That Bleed. Available on: Amazon paperback/ebook/KU. Link in comments...🔥🖤🔥

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"Excuse me, miss. Do you have anyone throwing roses at your feet?" This has set a new standard for catcalling. I shall now only accept offers of roses in exchange for my dazzling smile.

Romance is how I keep myself sane as I walk this hell on Earth. It’s the only way. Clinging to the constant love affair that is being alive. The signals. The evidence. The mystique. Never knowing. But the curiosity that keeps you going. To see what’ll happen next. I love it.