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Pole at 1k

dangerously close to breaking a few rules

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

don’t worry I’ll make sure he turns out an even better boy 😉

Tell me something you did for yourself today 🎙️

made a quesadilla but on a diet 💪🏽

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want tres leches as our wedding cake.

I kiss their forehead when they don’t think they can take more

“walk em like a dog” 🎶

shaved my head

2020 / 2025

Just had the finest man who looked like luigi mangione sit at my table. Never throbbed this hard before.

Homemade Chocolate Chip protein Waffles 🧇

It’s hard out here

This is April Fools right??? #luigimangione

Gay people aren’t the reason why America is a joke.

I lied: Put your pants back on, we are actually talking about your emotional availability. Now strip down those walls instead.

Alight guys. I have some news. I think I’m talking to a guy fr fr.

I’m stupid asf