Just saw the Will Smith slap. Anyone have a late night show I can borrow just for tomorrow?

Anybody Have a Map? Because living halfway between Philly & New York, I would never think I’d be presented with an abundance of choice as to which way to go to see Dear Evan Hansen tonight, but I couldn’t say no to opening night at the @KimmelCC’s Forrest Theatre #YouWillBeFound

This has to be a first since the Dear Evan Hansen tour will only ever be this close to Broadway for the rest of the week. I saw the 1pm matinee performance in Philly, immediately got on a train and am now watching the 7:30pm performance in Manhattan. #YouWillBeFound on a train. 🚊

“You’ve moved on?!” Well, that’s show biz ain’t it? After seeing the final Broadway performance of Dear Evan Hansen, I flew down to DC to see it on tour. 3 days ago, this show was here, now? Well, its still here, just on the road. Catch it if it stops by your town! #YouWillBeFound

It’s not official until it’s wiki official (This Might Be A Wiki)… Tonight marks my 100th They Might Be Giants (They Might Be Giants) show since 2006.😊💯

Go AFC Richmond!

Retweet if you voted! #Election2022 #Election2022 #IVoted #Colbert

No one was going to be reading this anyway.

Imma start liking things that have a lot of views but very few likes. I dunno why…

Nice way to spend a weekday off, by sitting and applauding. 🪑👏🏼 The Late Show @ Ed Sullivan Theater instagram.com/p/CnfQuv7O59I/…

That time I visited the previous Tysons Corner Apple Store and got to see what it looked like 2 decades earlier. I’m glad I was able to visit and I’m thrilled the oldest Apple store in the world (by 3 hours) has a worthy successor that opened today. Happy 22nd Apple Retail!

A few years ago I hopped on a plane with Coach Beard headin' to a little town in London. Tonight we play our final match.  It's like what I say about the films of David Lynch. I can't tell you what's happenin', but I sure as heck don't want it to end.

We’ll save you a seat.

🤣 It’s my birthday and maybe the least I can hope to get from Cristo Fernández is a tiny ❤️

Shut up. #MyXAnniversary

.JD Vance wont answer Tim Walz' question on if Trump won the election in 2020. Vance knows Trump lost.