“You look like, way pathetic. You’re totally looking at me right now, aren’t you?”

“Pft, I was like, totally not staring.”

“I’m totally down to be friends.”

“I was just about to ask. Like, how old are you?”

“You’re definitely older than me! I’m like, twenty.”

“Soooorrry, I didn’t know! But I’m like, still totally down with being friends, though I hope you can still find some that are around your age!”

“It’s like, no problem. I’m always down to be friends with hot older women. I wouldn’t pass that up.”

“I wouldn’t lie about something like that. You’re like, real hot.”

“Ugh, it’s like, suuuuuper boring right now….”

“Morning.”

|| Trying to get more out there but this is really rough, I wanted to come back here but it’s not working out.

“That’s totally loner activity! But like, I guess you’re tired from students like me or whatever, but you should still have some fun! You won’t stay young forever, or, whatever.“

“Well of course! That pretty pink hair of yours is to die for. But, hmmmm… Then we should totally hang out, teach!” Tharu says with a smile on his face. “And go like, shopping, or do whatever you want to do, for a while. Instead of being a loner!”

“Let’s hang out at your place, that would be like, super fun! You have games and stuff there, right?”

“Good good!” He claps his hands together, before placing them down onto his hips with a mischevious smile. “Aaactually… Hmmm… We can come back to my place instead! I have like, loads of games, and a lot of other things we can do too. How about that?”

“Minigames? I’d totally like to play those.”

Don’t worry, he doesn’t like pulling out! So expect many many many loads.

“The hell?! What kinda service is this?! I’m gonna like, totally get your manager. I spent good money you know.”

“Y-You’re the owner?!” He’s clearly taken aghast by this, crossing his arms over his chest. “You know what, I’ll totally…” He has to think for a second. “…sue you, yeah!”

As if. She’s totally lying, he doesn’t believe her.