hey no one told or warmed me this so let me be the one — teething is the absolute worst part of having a baby/toddler. would legit take back the sleepless nights of newborn stage over this.

literally at a loss here

cool cool cool

penny sleeping through fireworks is a mood

think penny has entered the “i only want to eat toast” stage

i’ve lost track how many cat treats penny has eaten at this point

10 must-know Excel shortcuts:

me: makes p a gourmet breakfast, includes a fat, carb, and protein, cuts toast into cute shapes penny: refuses her food/throws it on the ground, wants to eat my cereal me: gives p my cereal, bc i want her to eat, doesn’t end up eating breakfast bc i’m not making a THIRD meal

laughing looking back at my previous tweets and how i fell off the face of the earth once p turned a year old 🙃🙃 and that’s on having a toddler

oh my gawwwd

penny’s drawer of treasures (plus the dog food bowl)

having a toddler is fun bc for two weeks, all they want to eat are fish sticks so you buy more fish sticks and then the next day they no decide to no longer like fish sticks so now you have a ton of fish sticks