Did Albo sample the bag? Did he like the bag? Will the rest of us please be getting a bag?

For the states top job you don't even need to put ya 2 weeks notice in, just off ya pop. Which, actually, mad dawg move.

Introduced my partner to a rooster roll today. She hated it!

Our society is burning, crumbling into the Swan and no one is doing a damn thing to stop it.

Did Barbie then Oppenheimer in one sitting, woke up and Oppy was trying to get his drivers licence back or some shit. Yeah 10 out of 10

New logo has luxury display suite branding vibes

Recording Day 1/10 - Few too many Goldie gags and general tom foolery for my liking, but hey that's 'the process'. I quite like 'the process', but when will outsourcing become an acceptable part of 'the process'?

Recording Day 2/10 - Mostly spent the day intellectualising Spinal Tap

Recording Day 3-4/10 - Goldie testing the limits of 'blue humour', not going to repeat a word of it here.

Recording day 5 - Everyone has tummy aches. We locked in a piano player for Thursday. 3 blocks down. Still got a chest infection.

Recording Day 6 - Goldie starts sentences midway through, doubles back to the start and ends with a grinning "come on guys". Numbingly kaufmanesque.

Recording Day 8 - It's becoming apparent the album is a concept album '10 derivative covers of songs that never existed'. Lyrically, too many penis references.

Listening back to mixes I realized one of the songs has an identical rhyme and I can't remember if it was written intentionally. Normally hate it, but when its your own mess, bit more forgivable.

Wild weather? As opposed to what? the domesticated kind?

The process of recording an album is probably very similar to going through a divorce. It costs a lot of money, its mentally draining, and there's a guy that people call King Willy hovering in the background.

Id watch a 3hour doco on literally just Dick Diver and The Goon Sax.