Thinking about how good you're at texting that you’ve had them speechless for 3 days

Me trying to explain how Tottenham won a trophy in their worst season

When the waitress says “enjoy your food” and you reply “you too”

Me staring at the clock at work for the last hour, waiting for the bank holiday weekend to start

Back to work after the bank holiday weekend

When you send that risky text but you're left on read

Wrong.

Whenever you ask the group chat if they would like to meet

When the sun is out and my manager asks how productive I've been today

You know you messed up when you get hit with this

Arsenal fans when they refresh their phones for Rodrygo and Gyokeres updates… only to see Norgaard and Kepa news

When it’s anything above 25°C in the UK

IT’S RAINING

Mood.

Me watching someone who makes 3 times my salary struggle to give access to a Google Doc

When you miss the VOXI Drop

When you're enjoying the sun until you get swarmed by ladybirds

Your partner when you get a notification but it's not from them

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