Belter of a time

Logging on to Facebook whilst Twitter is playing up

The UK state pension, worst in the world. But still too high so must retire at 68, also the highest in the world. But that’s not enough so must defund social care and the NHS so you die sooner. You are worthless to them, unless you make them money.

Oh my fucking god I hate the English

Morning ☕️

@efcalfie

Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.

Most transparent PR photo ever, beer bottles aren’t even open and the carefully angled newspaper ‘we won’t let Liverpool down’

Thought this was the Soccer AM car park at first

Everyone in the showcase right now x.com/Nadal_istheGOA…

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your amazon basics distortion pedal.

And this is your yearly reminder that we support anti Poaching Rangers all around the world. 🫡

FT. UTFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🔵🔵🔵 🔵 2-0 🔴 #EVELIV

There have been just three weeks so far this decade where a band has been number one in the charts 🤯

“What is the charge? Smoking a cigarette? A succulent outdoor cigarette?

It’s giving…

me seeing drug dealers and OF girls buying their 5th car while I wake up at 6:00 am every morning trying to be a good person

Micheal Boobplay