Here's to all that lies ahead in 2025.

BREAKING: President Biden awards Liz Cheney with the Presidential Citizens medal, the second-highest award. Standing ovation for the role she played on the Jan 6th Committee.

Pulling up the ladder behind her, we see. Figures.

John Fetterman just voted to confirm Pam Bondi — an election denier — as America’s next Attorney General. He was the only Democrat to support her nomination. What is happening to Fetterman? Very disappointing.

Now that #PresidentMusk is busy running things, Bibi's butler is finally finding some meaningful work at the White House.

Nancy Mace is a piece of shit. Apologies to shit.

Fetterman is dead to us.

Corrupt AF.

Trump is going for a record number of pedos, in and out of his administration.

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Elon Musk spent $290 million to buy our government to be the shadow President, and is spending $400 million buying his own trucks — $110 million profit. Are you finally starting to understand why activists fought so hard to end dark and corporate money in politics?

BREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES CALLING ELON MUSK "ADOLF TITLER" IS NOW CONSIDERED TERRORISM

After all these years of lying to his wives and girlfriends, you would think Trump would be better at it.

Why women cover their glasses in a bar. 🍹

MAJOR BREAKING: Judge Boasberg has determined the Trump Administration’s willfull disregard of their lawful court Order is sufficient grounds for criminal contempt.

Looks like ye old yam tits woke up and shit the bed this morning. Again. 🙄 A red lightsaber certainly seems appropriate. #Dumbass

Boom. This is a huge ruling.

I got no popcorn left at this point.