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Dark Brandon

@votedarkbrandon

Lover of ice cream, hater of malarkey đŸ„

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This man is actively at risk of being sent to the gulag and still will not stop. Let me be clear: Adam Schiff is the real “big balls” around here.

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“I love the farmers. Farmers only, people, we’re on farmers only”. Now, Donald didn’t say quite that, but he may as well have with the amount of bs spewing out of his mouth right now.

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1) This is a batsh*t thing for the Speaker of the House to suggest. 2) Any Democrat in Congress who can’t say that out loud needs to retire. 3) F**k off, little Mike.

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New ad: NC veterans speak out against Jefferson Griffin disgracefully targeting service members so he can steal the election he lost. “There’s nothing more sacred in America than our vote.” “I have a lot of concerns about military votes being thrown out” “Just wrong" #ncpol

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You sure about that, Jack? I know Pete Hegseth drinks quite a bit, but you’d have to be pretty dang drunk to not know that F-18’s are a “method”.

You sure about that, Jack?

I know <a href="/PeteHegseth/">Pete Hegseth</a> drinks quite a bit, but you’d have to be pretty dang drunk to not know that F-18’s are a “method”.
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Look Whiskey Tango Blackout, I don’t know what’s worse: You lying to the American people, or you, the Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, genuinely not knowing what classified information is and how to handle it? If Donald hasn’t fired this guy by the end of the week he has gone soft. Very sad!

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Destroying social security and Medicare wasn’t enough for Donald and Elon, folks. They’re hell-bent on making sure no hardworking American has the “luxury” of a dignified retirement. Meanwhile, their billionaire pals are getting even more rich.

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So folks, a few things here: 1) NYC is an hour and change drive south of his district — he’s running for NY Gov. 2) This video is just one more example of Mike Lawler trying, and miserably failing, to look relatable. 3) The slice isn’t even that big, the guy is just a hobbit.

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Oompa Loompa Doompety-Doo, I’ve got a sh*tty tariff for you. Oompa Loompa Doompety-Dee, I’m crashing the U.S. economy.