If you didn't vote then shut the fuck up about Roe v Wade.

Yes, dems had 50+ years to codify Roe v Wade. You also had lots of opportunities to keep repubs out of office, repubs that would create this Supreme Court.

As another way to rip off Nirvana, we are transitioning into a t-shirt company. Bands are no longer cool; probably even less cool than the guys who review phones on YouTube.

Watching Name That Tune because I want to die

How do I place an order for the Empire State Building colors? Planning a house party and want to make it special.

Having a friend pretend to be a lawyer for a landlord walk through. He just needs to stand over the scuff in the floor.

lol

I find this very funny

That's the spirit! I knew you'd come around and monetize it somehow!

Late-to-the-game Gen Zs wanna talk about running up that hill when they need to be worrying about running up them bills.

And that folks, is what happens when you don't vote! Shout out Bernie bros.

**logs on, sees 18 Gumby posts, logs off

We defeated Al-Qaida again! Can't wait till the next time we defeat AL-Qaida!

Wow, dead at 96. Totally blindsided. Did not see that coming.

Breaking news, Texas and Florida are trash!

Aaaaand we're out!