Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"

NACI guidelines say you have to like all my tweets

pretty dumb day to pick to have a lunar eclipse when it’s supposed to be cloudy NASA

✨Convocation 2021✨ Expectations vs Reality

what if dentists straight up made up the fact that wisdom teeth need to be extracted. pretty genius tbh

really tried to log into LinkedIn as voldemorts_lord

i'm going to miss seeing Dr. Nadia Chaudhri's tweets on my timeline so much. she's taught us so many beautiful lessons about living. I hope she's resting peacefully in a lush and cool forest 💕☀️🌕

sorry ive been absent on twitter my new hobby is fighting people in the comments sections on tiktok

4 likes and i'll wear sunglasses to my zoom lecture on monday with with my camera on

in 3rd grade I thought I was a genius because I knew the word “precipitation”

i am one (1) minor inconvenience away from purchasing an air fryer

I was eating pasta really fast and my apple watch asked if I was working out

someone asked me to draw a little goat:

sometimes I like to sit really still on zoom calls to make people think im frozen

tried to bond with a stranger who fell off her bike by first making sure she’s okay and then trauma dumping the times I’ve fallen off my bike in public too

Powerful speech by Nazanin Boniadi at the United Nations Security Council.

وقتش رسیده است. تظاهرات جهانی به یاد جانباختگان آبان و در همراهی با انقلاب ایران، نوزدهم نوامبر برابر با بیست و هشتم آبان. #دادخواهی #مهسا_امینی #OpIran

don’t worry guys I learned how to make a Twitter clone during bootcamp

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary lol