the sd card slot in the back of my head is broken

i had one drink yesterday and now I’m spiraling mentally. Alcohol sucks lol

Get that bald ugly blasphemy demon off my timeline!!!!!

There’s an employee at this location that looks like that JD Vance picture

The bugs tell me things. Bad things.

Dumb bitches love bringing their untrained dogs everywhere

Wish I could make people drop dead

She Ronald my McDon till I’m ald

My favorite past time is spacing out until I hallucinate

Just showed up to India, what is there to do #here?

“She keeps burping out of her ass”- Dutch coworker snitching on me to my boss

Fat people with skinny legs stress me out cause how tf are your legs not snapping

If my job books my stay at another dog friendly hotel I will start dognapping and selling them to asian restaurants

They need to make public bathrooms stalls sound proof

Fart squad