4 beers. #would

Have a Vsco or a 2nd instagram #shrink

Any ball knowers? Hint: “Shut your mouth your not god or my father or my boss” #LANK

Assuming they put the hot ones in the front on display and the chuzz in the back? Smart marketing I must say

Why didn’t they throw a blue dildo for financial freedom? Hope the serial WNBA dildo thrower is aware of these odds #Dildomadness

So this is that ice bath thing everyone does?

Giving him half a treat. Any objections? #LANK

6 Heineken Zeros. #would #blackbelt

Told my buddy to load the cooler, come back to this. Is he retarded? #shrink

Mary Kate Cornett returning to Ole Miss is out right savage. And on that note, #stillwould

Saw this guy pissing in the corner last night and figured I’d return the favor. Get fucked pussy!

Can’t believe shark tank still gets so much air time

Always that one guy man #shrink

Arch Manning if last names didn’t exist #TEXvsOSU #Hornsdown

Enough to cure my hangover #rackattack

Welp that’s one way to ruin my Friday. Looks like Saul will be drinking a bit earlier than anticipated #cheers #chuzz

It appears we are going to have a big domino effect of problems here. Worlds doomed

Saturday night vs Sunday morning #LANK

We’ve entered the golden age of teaching (all kids are going to be retarded)