In an exact repeat of last week my F1 qualifying curse strikes again. Took Charles Leclerc out of my fantasy team 5 minutes before quali You’re welcome Ferrari 😑 McLaren - My bad. I’ll take you out over summer break 🤦🏻‍♀️ #BelgianGP

The driver reactions to this anthem speak for most of us #BelgianGP

Verstappen easily overtaking Perez in a shock move that no one saw coming… #BelgianGP

I don’t see a single drunk person using a box of beer packaging as a makeshift umbrella so it ain’t raining that much. #BelgianGP #SkyF1

I aspire to the levels of passive aggressive pettiness on Max Verstappen’s radio this weekend. #BelgianGP #SkyF1

Rishi Sunak announcing he is a friend to all motorists could be the quickest way to get cars off the roads to be fair…

Local bus now cut down to once every 3 hours. Suggestion is that people walk to the next stop along which is a 30 minute walk down a road with no pavements or street lights. Bus from there once an hour until 6pm. This is why people still rely on cars.

Jeremy Hunt forgot he owned seven flats, Jacob Rees-Mogg forgot he took a £6m loan, Theresa Villiers forgot she owned £70k-worth of Shell shares and Rishi Sunak forgot his wife owned shares in a childcare company. Bad run of memory lapses right there, guys.

Willing to bet the American race organisers are doubling their confetti cannon order and preparing to fly in at least three orchestras in response to the #DutchGP warm up…

Ferrari will either have an absolute dream of a race today or everything will go chaotically wrong. No in-between. Those are the options. #MonzaGP #F1

If Gillian Keegan doesn’t like not being thanked for doing her job then she definitely doesn’t want to try actually being a teacher

George Russell and Lewis Hamilton discussing who was to blame post race: #QatarGP

Bless the American on our train asking if the Wi-Fi is working. Mate, we’re lucky the train is working. We’re lucky it’s even here at all and we’ll be even luckier if it actually gets where it claims to be going. #shambles

Fernando Alonso: #BrazilGP #F1 #Interlagos

That awkward moment when you bump into your ex…

Welcome to Tory Britain where Elaine is having her diarrhoea symptoms discussed live on This Morning because that’s the only doctor she could get through to 🤦🏻‍♀️ #NHSCrisis

Opportunity missed to name one ‘HS2 Northern Leg’

Keenly waiting for the first person on the BBC to mispronounce the word count #GeneralElection2024

Insomniacs realising other people are still awake on election night #GeneralElection2024