i don’t care if it’s cliche i will always enjoy a “small town but something fucked up is happening” story

the outcome is so certain they’re doing “real socialism has never been tried” before it’s even tried, now

please don’t generalize a whole group of people because of how only 98% of them behave

Ok but the govt IS watching me (and everyone else for that matter)

On the plus side when you go from hot yoga in Miami to hot yoga in DC it’s like going from playing on hard mode to playing on easy mode

The most cursed of all possible “we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe”

Sigh

What if we didn’t go to war but say we did

Justice for Haym Salomon

Criticizing people for using Instacart is really ableist actually

People think this is gendered but the equivalent for men is preferring the “naturally beautiful” to the “overdone” look — looks-maxxing has a point of diminishing returns wherein the effort becomes overtly visible and therefore a turnoff

Bro’s entire posting history is just Grindr thirst traps

Just a few months ago many of you were complaining about the Ghiblification of everything… simpler times

It’s not really a surprise if you announce it ahead of time

What form of mental illness is this