This—this, is everything.

Can we all agree Black Rabbit is awful?

Was Marjorie Taylor Greene visited by the ghost of America future?

The Mets bullpen is somehow going to blow this Tigers-Mariners game

aj pierzynski and wainwright both had solid professional careers, yet in the booth you would no idea they played the same game. They disagreed on nearly every in-game strategy decision.

If your #dog could talk, what would you want it to call you?

My brother taught Cal Raleigh in middle school. One day he asked Cal Raleigh what he was going to be when he grew up. Cal said he was going to be a baseball player. My brother strongly encouraged him to consider other professions. We laugh about that a lot.

Went for a stroll along the New Jersey waterfront last night

putting that Capital One commerical on during the 9th inning of an #ALCS game 7 was bananas

Woke up to find I wasnt dreaming. MLB really thought the world wanted a Jonas Brothers concert in the middle of a World Series game. Poor guys looked like they also knew it was a bad idea.

Socks? You mean feet mittens?

What if Ohtani plays both mom and dad.

.James Austin Johnson your move, sir.

Me laughing at the sideline reporter for this Jets game saying “Both teams practiced with wet balls this week” followed by “…trying to keep those balls dry” explains more about my life than I care to admit

I feel very strongly about this opinion: Tom Petty’s best song is Square One. I only know that song because of The Bear

it's that time of year again

Black Friday is when all those websites you visited once for 2 minutes three years ago send you an email version of a “you up?” text.

Let Pete go, trade soto and start from scratch.

LL Bean customer service is second to none