I wanted Deshaun Watson’s achilles to snap like a rubber band the moment he took his first snaps post suspension. I have since learned the error of my ways. It was MUCH funnier that he played like absolute dogshit and humiliated himself for two seasons before it snapped.

this mindset will ruin u. that part of her life is not your burden to carry, it's her job to fix her shit and you shouldn't feel sorry for the people who hurt you if you want to make it out of there with even the tiniest sliver of sanity

"You're not a bad person" As he charges up a Murder Death Drilldo Beam

BECAUSE I'M BROKE, JIMOTHY JAMES #ForTheShoe

November 14, 2004. Bob Sanders and Von Hutchins. Run me my money, Jimothy

this is how you all look to me when you say “neurospicy”

No self promo. No onlyfans plugs. Just a sex offender for the pure love of the game

Me when I don't get to name my daughter Courgetta or Rutabega

To celebrate that it's WWE Crown Jewel Weekend. I'm giving away a WWE Main Roster Championship Belt of your choice! To Enter: 1: You HAVE to follow me 2: Reply telling me who win the Royal Rumble 2025 3: Retweet this Good luck!

I am so off-put by the integration of sports betting into like every aspect of sports betting Fucking Tedy Bruschi should not be telling me to smash the over on Drake London on NFL Countdown

Uncircumcised people when you disagree them

An account with replies turned off asked what could Harris have done better. What a perfect metaphor.

there’s going to be hundreds of paid democratic party operatives and consultants whose jobs are on the line that will be doing their best to do everything in their power the next few years to pretend like this is everyones fault but theirs, don’t be fooled by them

The DNC still asking for money like I’m responsible for the tombstone too

Just cut off a student driver. Welcome to the real world, bitch!

The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction. They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones. The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”

Well, that was embarrassing for all parties involved, viewers included