Fed-up with YoHoHo already? Stay in bed all day reading…

Talk about "improving footfall" in the west end is baffling. Already way too many feet in Soho. Literally millions. Shoving people off the pavement. Treading on toes. Do we really need more visitors in #Soho? The Soho Society Soho Dairy Timothy Barnes

Xmas is for cunts. I could never be close friends with anyone who likes the fat man in the red suit who creeps into childrens' bedrooms.

Golden Square, Soho #home

I don't drink tea. Or eat cake. Or I might be tempted by this if Society Club Soho still existed. Ah well, back to the frozen vodka. #memories

“I envy paranoids; they actually feel people are paying attention to them." Susan Sontag #paranoia

Longest night after the shortest day. Or is it other way around? #solstice #vodka #nights

What is it about the man in the cheap red suit that makes everyone behave like a slattern ? Not even dark yet, and I’ve eaten 2 chocolate mints. #shallownotstupid

Who knew that my late husband Harry’s oddball friend would be the subject of the major Oscar-tipped movie Marty Supreme?  Plus, a few of my fav personal snaps of 2025. #MartySupreme bit.ly/4saPQOo

Goodbye Fishy Paul…coming soon at a #Soho polling station

It’s in the trees. It’s here. A rabid dog is lurking behind the tree. Fragrant Hills, Beijing

Listing my unwanted xmas gifts on eBay. What kind of cunt gives you this?

Is this the one where you get £250,000 from Mr Fairer Westminster Cllr Adam Hug to fly round the world “looking into” shit? And some change for your partner’s business?

Intended to finally read Middlemarch as my holiday #reading. Instead read a biog of Diana Mitford. That's life on Planet Lash!

People are cunts then they die. A #shallownotstupid observation

Trees make me want to go on living.

Time for another trip to detox heaven? carolemorin.co.uk/vogue/ The camera sometimes lies with its subjective eye, but no more than body dysmorphia in a full length mirror.

Between rants about this and that, take some time to answer my #shallownotstupid questions. 1/2 Why is organic milk always skimmed? No consideration for those who clean their skin with milk and require full fat organic. Scroll up for question 2...

#shallownotstupid question 2/2 Why do women of a certain age dye their hair orange? Is it obligatory? Does someone knock on your door and hand you a box of orange dye on your birthday? Do they imagine it's flattering? Yes, I know, that's more than 2. Don't Open the Door

Garbo impersonating me on a bad hair day. Happy weekend everyone. Try not to be a cunt, at least until Monday.