How to react when you see someone you know from a distance, and they notice you too until you both are close enough to nod at each other is a grossly underrated problem

Parenting is switching the pear you are feeding your daughter with a spoonful of oats at the very last heartbeat.

My daughter has started crawling! When they said "with great power, comes great responsibility", they missed "for the parents" at the end.

Landed in Hawaii, and I want to unwind so hard that I already feel stressed under the pressure of doing that.

According to my wife, I meet expectations as a husband because she doesn't have any expectations from me anyway #KO

When you start running out of variations of the only password you use because of change-in-three-months password policy at your organization, and fleetingly consider whether it's time to switch.

Can't help but notice the glaring irony in Trump telling #Google that he is keeping a close eye on it!

Hey Netflix, just so you know - I speedily scroll past majority of your content without giving much heed, just so the trailers wouldn't automatically play.

Question: What should taking another serving of Mediterranean bread be called? Answer: Re-pita!

Now that we are supposed to wear masks in public places, Joke's on people who upgraded to phones with face unlock #CriesInPixel5

I don't think that people appreciate how different the voice to text experience on a Pixel is from an iPhone. So here is a little head to head example. The Pixel is so responsive it feels like it is reading my mind!

Till today I am haunted by the thought of trailers playing by themselves when I open #Netflix

Very few things in this world are worse than Prime Video's app on Xbox!

The only thing that might make my 2 year old eat her food on her own accord is if we scatter it on the floor at random places.

I told my wife that when I am 'in the zone' when coding, I only grasp 20% of what she would be talking about. She adroitly compensates for it by talking 5x more.

In order to teach my toddler daughter the harsh realities of life, I will start with cutting the edges off the bread that she eats. That ought to teach her about taxes! I will also take a bite from her food every now and then as service charges.

#PartyParrot should be made a globally acceptable response to bring any online conversation to a logical conclusion.

I hope we start 2021 with Netflix switching the "Skip intro" function with "Show intro" instead!

An accurate progression of hair growth after a new haircut ~ Week 0-4: too short Week 5: perfect Week 6-10: too long #wednesdayMusing